So yeah, after digging, I've noticed this place has some cool features and functions. One of which, is useless. I am, of course, speaking about this very page. Why the FUCK do we need wiki pages guys? This is insanity.
Soon, all websites will be "Web 2.0" and linked to Wikipedia's database of half-truths and hoaxes. What is this world coming to? Does everything have to be open source? Should you be able to edit this wiki? Hell no, you probably shouldn't have anything to do with this page! What qualifications do you have that enable you the intelligence to pour your mind out onto this page?
Myself? I don't need qualification. I've been here forever, and odds are... I'll never leave. You'll have to do everything in your power to actually kill me in able to prevent me from being here. Even in that case, I may still lurk around over on #idlewhores anyway, half of those people are dead. Literally.
So, I'm bored now. Writing this was stupid. It's not even that funny, really.