What would tZ do?

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freaka Posted: Dec 29, 2009 12:49 PM

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Okay, here's a ridiculous (and random, don't forget random) situation.

You're in a car crash and your liver is badly damaged. Somehow, you manage to get a new liver from the organ donor folks. 6 months later, you find out that you are HIV positive, yet you weren't beforehand. Do you:

1. Call the organ donor folks and demand to know who gave you this faulty organ and proceed to call the family of the guy/girl's liver and tell them "Your son/daughter gave me HIV motherfuckers! I want some money or I'm going to smash your face!"
2. Forget calling the "previous owner" and sue the shit out of the organ donor folks?
3. Eat a banana.
4. Sue everyone, the doctors, the organ donor folks, the previous owner's family, and spiderman too!
5. Absolutely nothing, I'm not an ungrateful asshole, at least I have longer than I did originally.
6. Sue the guy who crashed into you.
7. Watch Netflicks on your 360.
8. Eat two bananas.

Personally, I'd opt for option 9, I'd eat three bananas. What?! No option 9?! Fuck I dunno, whatever dude I asked you...