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[09:05] Raelz: so my ex-gf just sends me a text "Man comes home from work and finds his wife in the bathroom blow-drying her pussy, he says, "the fuck are you doing?" she says, "just warming up your dinner!" [09:06] Raelz: I think she wants it again. [09:06] Raelz: sigh [09:06...
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[19:46] * Belial ( ~joe@ircop.jock.thezoneirc.com ) has joined #thezone [19:46] * ZoneServ sets mode: +oa Belial Belial [19:46] <@Syber> joe had one taken out of his ass [19:46] <@Syber> oh shit. [19:46] <@vip> whattup joe [19:46] <Nokio> rofl [19:46] <@Syber> (which is...
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[10:02] @Belial: your premium is low grade around these parts [10:02] @Belial: fucking california. [10:02] @Belial: that's why everything from california is slow. [10:03] @Syber: our speed limit is 65 bitch [10:11] @Belial: that's because most of your vehicles are restricted to 65mph. [10:11...
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<Syber> he has to settle for the Royal Ranger Riot Control Shield <Belial> lol <Syber> that's the extent of russ' weapons <mc> could be worse <mc> i've seen people fight with plastic sporks <Raelz> and a rolled up boy's life magazine Posted by: Syber
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<AlfredENueman> ** Now talking in #give-alf-head <SpeKtre> :/ <AlfredENueman> ** hacked has joined #give-alf-head <AlfredENueman> <hacked> rofl <AlfredENueman> ** hacked has left #give-alf-head <Syber> lol <hacked> lies <Syber> you'd better quote...
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<Syber> missy's new album is the knockage <Russ> she lost alot of weight <dos> is that a good thing syber? <Russ> i mean i still wouldnt fuck her with joe's dick <Russ> but she lost alot of weight <Syber> yeah <Belial> hey hey <michael> i'd...
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<Belial> my pit's name is kane. <Russ> hogan is still alive? <Syber> you named your underarms joe? <Belial> yeah, 5 strainds of hair and all. <Syber> jesus. and you think you know a guy. <Belial> ah fuck <Russ> his sack's name is triple h Posted by: Syber