Quotes - #TheZone

Back Problems

2011-11-02T23:35:00Z

<thadood> i hate my goddamn back
<Kaie[m]> Punch it
<thadood> heh
<Belial> maybe if you liked your gut a little less, you'd get along better with your back.

sloat reveals himself

2011-09-06T19:33:00Z

<Darc> lets say you want to relate and show yourself and your awesomeness to a bunch of bugs 
<Darc> how can they understand you in all your complexity

<sloat> why would you go around revealing yourself to a bunch of bugs?

<Dennis> why wouldn't you?

<Dennis> BEHOLD MY GLORY YOU COCKROACHES!

<sloat> because it's more fun to reveal yourself to kids, Dennis... duh

<Dennis> hahahahaha

Joe's take on programmers

2011-03-19T02:15:00Z

<kaboofa> php programmers are _________
<kaboofa> (you fill in the blank)
<Dennis> kewl
<Belial> virgins
<Belial> seriously
<Belial> stop programming and get a fucking gf
<Belial> if even for one night
<shaft> haha
<Dennis> lol

bud's unit

2011-03-18T01:00:00Z

(after showing a short and sweet quote)
<mc> see, that's a proper quote
<mc> short and to the point
<mc> like bud's penis

Joe's unit

2011-03-18T00:57:00Z

<Dennis> I need to start doing some research on a/c units
<mc> joe has a unit he'd like you to research
<Dennis> judging by his quotes, I'll bet he does
<Belial> joke's on you, he's done it

Hallelujah! It's raining men!

2011-02-28T23:05:00Z

[18:03] <kaie_> i humped the shit out of that dude

[18:04] <kaie_> he never woke up and the couch moved and everything

Just a note for you guys, the same thing happens with his girlfriend, apparently.

I told you guys. You all owe me $20.

2011-01-16T21:02:00Z

<@Belial> sauced: is exor prone to homosexual activity?

<exor> i guess so

Belial doesn't understand the word "extended"

2011-01-09T20:44:00Z

<Belial> photoshop cs5 extended installed a bunch of shit i didn't want.
<kaboofa> Belial: because it's extended!!!
<exor> extended with BS

likka bawws

2011-01-07T07:10:00Z

freaka> i got single malt islay
<freaka> 12 yr
<box> yes ir
<box> over rocks
<box> sir*
<freaka> fuckthat i drink that shit straight upz
<freaka> like a bawws
<box> bahaha
<box> LIKKA BAWWS
<freaka> i suck my own dick
<freaka> likka bawws

Dennis gets served by a bot

2010-11-24T17:27:00Z

<Dennis> hi sauced
<Sauced> hi gaywad

The Johnson Rod

2010-10-26T02:00:00Z

<Dennis> what kind of excavator is that? 322?
<Syber> 322E
<Dennis> shut up
<Syber> based on the angle of that uh...
<Syber> johnson rod.
<Dennis> they do make an L322 and a 322C
<Syber> the E is the newest
<Syber> primarily in asia
<Dennis> right right
<Syber> but you know how that goes
<exor> syber's main hobbies include inspecting the angles of 'johnson rods', among other things...
<Syber> they just don't have the safety restrictions we do
<Dennis> haha

Syber, exposed. Part One.

2010-09-29T23:43:00Z

<God> bam!
<Calculon> pow!
<Bender> straight to the moon!
<God> yessssssssss
<God> suckers
<God> :D

Hacking game

2010-08-18T03:35:00Z

<olive> what was that lame ass hacking game from back in the day? i cant remember its name
<olive> someone was asking me =(
<Syber> linux
<mc> haha
<olive> rofl

Darc bought a Mac

2010-08-17T17:10:00Z

Aug 16 22:02:42 <Darc>    ;x
Aug 16 22:02:47 <Darc>    i bought a mac
Aug 16 22:02:58 <Darc>    right!
Aug 16 22:02:59 <Belial>    i knew you were fucking homo.
Aug 16 22:03:03 <Belial>    i fucking called it, syber
Aug 16 22:03:04 <Bender>    don't you mean sybar?
Aug 16 22:03:05 <Darc>    LOL
Aug 16 22:03:07 <Belial>    you owe me $20 fucker
Aug 16 22:03:22 <Darc>    http://jaybaldwin.com/posts/136-im-a-windows-guy-i-bought-a-mac-heres-why
Aug 16 22:03:33 <Syber>    bullshit. you said 20 rubles

snuggles!

2010-08-17T04:43:00Z

[22:10] <Darc> and we figured out different ways to say you were still not here
[22:10] <bud> oh shit
[22:10] <bud> today is day 100
[22:10] <bud> hahaha
[22:10] <Darc> nicely
[22:10] <exor> not today
[22:10] <Belial> that's pretty good timing.
[22:10] <punzada> so where the hell did you disapper to
[22:10] <exor> it's been 100 for like 3 days jesus
[22:10] <Belial> syber text me and mentioned something about some time ago
[22:10] <punzada> disappear even
[22:10] <Belial> and i was meaning to come in
[22:10] <Belial> i just got side tracked.
[22:10] <Darc> syber said if you didn't make an appearance soon, you weren't allowed to snuggle him no more
[22:10] <Darc> so you're lucky you came through
[22:11] <Belial> he says that just to act all tough
[22:11] <Belial> he'll snuggle

... 2 hours later ...

[00:12] * Syber has quit (Ping timeout)
[00:13] * Belial has quit (Ping timeout)
[00:13] <Darc> they went to snuggle