#TheZone

Zombie Jesus

Kaie — Fri, 30 Jul 2010 18:50:00 GMT

bud:    shel4637: well since when do you turn into a zombie by being bitten by a zombie
Kaie:    zombies dont exist
bud:    really?
bud:    tell that to jay

Dennis miscalculated

Snippa — Sat, 24 Jul 2010 04:16:00 GMT

00:10 <@Dennis> who knew installing an OS on a calculator would be such a pain
in the ass
00:11 < snippa> lol
00:11 <@Syber> sounds like you miscalculated

Transvestites

Tweak — Wed, 21 Jul 2010 16:05:00 GMT

[11:58:40 am][ @Darc ] so jorje was sitting here just now and he was like "transvestites... men in disguise." to the tune of the transformers theme song
[11:58:53 am][ Franz ] MORE THAN MEETS THE EYE
[11:58:53 am][ snippa ] lol
[11:58:58 am][ Franz ] I SING THAT ALL THE TIME
[11:59:09 am][ Franz ] works better with TRANSGENDERS
[11:59:10 am][ @Darc ] you sing about transvestites?
[11:59:14 am][ Franz ] YEAH WHY DONT YOU
[11:59:15 am][ snippa ] LOL
[11:59:21 am][ @Darc ] ...
[11:59:30 am][ Franz ] best topic for songs ever

Plug n Pray

freaka — Mon, 19 Jul 2010 21:58:00 GMT

<exor> i hope this works
<exor> i stole this little bit of script from some huge auto-unattended cd maker
<exor> by daz i guess
<exor> IF EXIST "%~dp0updates.x64" (
<exor> DIR /B "%~dp0updates.x64" | FINDSTR /R ".*" >nul
<exor> IF NOT ERRORLEVEL 1 (
<exor>   ECHO Adding updates...
<exor>   dism /Image:"C:\Win7-64\" /LogPath:"C:\DISMLOG.txt" /Add-Package /PackagePath:"%~dp0updates.x64"
<exor>   FOR /F "tokens=*" %%A IN ('DIR /B /A:D "%~dp0updates.x64"') DO (
<exor>    dism /Image:"C:\Win7-64\" /Add-Package /PackagePath:"%~dp0updates.x64\%%A"
<exor>   )
<exor>   ECHO.
<exor> )
<exor> )
<exor> GOTO :eof
<Franz> looks legit
<exor> i'm hoping that will loop and integrate them all
<exor> no idea tho
<exor> i'm going to plug n pray
<exor> lol
<Franz> it looks like it ought to
<Franz> LOLOLOL
<exor> HERE WE GOOO

opers have too much fun

freaka — Sun, 18 Jul 2010 03:07:00 GMT

* Darc has changed the topic to: Thanks to exor for wisely using his IRCop powers durring this week's network attack to help minimize the impact on the network and #thezone.
<freaka> indeed
* Dennis has changed the topic to: Thanks to exor for wisely using his IRCop powers durring this week's network attack to help minimize the impact on the network and #thezone and for freaka not to, so he can shave his balls.
<freaka> THATS BETTER
<Dennis> I always bring the party
<freaka> i had to as well
* Darc has changed the topic to: Thanks to exor for wisely using his IRCop powers durring this week's network attack to help minimize the impact on the network and #thezone. Thanks to freaka for not helping at all, and instead leaving so he can shave his balls.
<Darc> more accurate.
<freaka> good point
<Darc> lol
<freaka> i have to quote this
<Dennis> Darc just wanted the credit for the topic
<freaka> and you got it buddy!

How to get rid of Kaie

freaka — Sun, 18 Jul 2010 02:22:00 GMT

<freaka> np: James Brown - The Big Payback
<Calculon> Isn't big what she said.?
<freaka> np: James Brown - The Big Payback
<freaka> np: James Brown - The Big Payback
<Calculon> Did you know that big is what she said.?
<freaka> np: James Brown - The Big Payback
<Calculon> Didn't you say big is what she said.?
<Calculon> freaka, big is probably what she said.
<Kaie> youre obnoxious
* Kaie has quit (Quit: Leaving)
<freaka> OMG
<freaka> YES

Franzene

Kaie — Sat, 17 Jul 2010 05:26:00 GMT

<Kaie`> i wish you would appologize for putting so much penis in your mouth

<Franz> and for that i apologize

Confirmed: Freaka doesn't use mustard as lube.

Kaie — Fri, 16 Jul 2010 06:33:00 GMT

<Franz> i hope this laptop will at least allow me to watch porn

<thadood> lol.

<Franz> its so hard to watch porn in a kitchen

<Franz> feels wrong, but its sooooo right

<Franz> HAHAHAHA

<Nokio> hahahahahaha dude you need to get your head examined.

freaka's dilemma

Dennis — Mon, 12 Jul 2010 03:29:00 GMT

<freaka> some 40 something year old woman wants to pay me to do her
<freaka> so do i do it?
<freaka> your votes decide her fate
<Dennis> I vote no
<Dennis> You want your great auntie Sue-Ellen to kick your ass out of the house you just moved into?
<Dennis> With a fucking swimming pool
<Dennis> A POOL NIGGA
<freaka> true
<freaka> but i need some tang too
<freaka> and some cash
<freaka> thats my dilemma
<Dennis> Then you get it like the rest of us
<Dennis> You get a job, you get a job and you go to a bar and pick up near-drunk girls
<Dennis> And you show them that pool
<freaka> yeah
<Dennis> Panties will melt right off
<freaka> good point
<freaka> fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck brb, gotta tell this bitch off
<freaka> she'll call me soon watch

freaka vs Chick-Fil-A

freaka — Sat, 10 Jul 2010 00:19:00 GMT

<freaka>: cant stand chick felatio
<freaka>: er
<freaka>: yeah i can

#TheZone KickStats Widget for Android

Darc — Thu, 01 Jul 2010 14:45:00 GMT

We have just released #TheZone KickStats Widget for Android! It is available in the Android market under that name.

#TheZone runs an hourly kick-lottery, where people chatting will be chosen to be randomly kicked. This widget allows for tracking of your current kick count and rank in the top10. Will add a screen shot later. :)

Kick stats was coded by Jay Baldwin (Darc) and Jorje Nava (Tweak) in June of 2010. TheZone logo is the creative work of Paul Sobel (Syber). Thanks to Jim Williams for input on design and functionality. :)

So search for "TheZone" in the market, or alternatively, scan this QRcode to go to the app directly:

for a moment, I thought this was /b

freaka — Thu, 24 Jun 2010 18:48:00 GMT

[14:40] <Nokio> so seriously wtf is up with this goddamn fucking wampserver not showing my new wordpress installation
[14:40] <freaka> wtf are yo talkin boot
[14:40] <budd> http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs082.ash2/37452_403705861374_610001374_4484829_4109947_n.jpg
[14:40] <Nokio> that's the problem...
[14:41] <Nokio> even i don't know what the fuck i'm talking about
[14:41] <+Bender> you think you're so smart.
[14:41] <freaka> lololololool
[14:41] <freaka> oloolo
[14:41] <Nokio> ROFL

Unreal IRCd 3.2.8.1 Compromise Resolved

Darc — Sat, 12 Jun 2010 21:38:00 GMT

I woke up this morning to an email from one of our shell providers that Unreal IRCd 3.2.8.1 had been compromised from the download location on the Unreal IRCd website. The downloaded file was injected with a Trojan horse back-door virus. The incident gave remote hackers the power to run any command from the ssh shell that the user the IRCd was running as has permissions to run. This exploited vulnerability has no affect on connected users.

As a matter of precaution, we have deleted the entire infected source code, and used the cleaned source from Unreal IRCd to compile and install new IRCd instances on all our servers. All our servers are clean and unaffected as of this moment.

For more information about the vulnerability, see the following link: http://www.unrealircd.com/txt/unrealsecadvisory.20100612.txt

CAPITAL MC

freaka — Wed, 09 Jun 2010 18:39:00 GMT

[14:36] <@mc> I THOUGHT CLW DIDNT START UNTIL LATER
[14:37] <FREAKA> NO
[14:37] <FREAKA> ITS WHENEVER MAN
[14:37] <FREAKA> FUCK IT
[14:37] <@mc> NO SIR, FUCK YOU
[14:37] <FREAKA> YEAH WELL WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO
[14:38] <@DENNIS> LOL

How to communicate effectively

freaka — Tue, 08 Jun 2010 21:36:00 GMT

[17:23] <franz> http://www.doingitwrong.com/wrong/20070531-230717.jpg
[17:23] <franz> OH FUCK ITS A GAME
[17:23] <franz> IM IN
[17:24] <@Syber> yeah because a URL like "playedonline" with "game" in the path is confusing
[17:29] <franz> you forget that i rarely pay attention to anything any of you say
[17:31] <@Syber> likewise
[17:32] <franz> ^5
[17:33] <franz> shit
[17:33] <franz> my throat hurts
[17:33] <franz> cause i was left hangin
[17:33] <franz> lol
[17:34] <@Syber> sorry i wasn't paying attention to anything you were saying
[17:34] <budd> lol
[17:34] <franz> oh, i see what you did there
[17:34] <franz> ;)

mc got caught

Dennis — Thu, 13 May 2010 00:15:00 GMT

* imc (~nathan@D7D27EBC.39E2EE46.1908A6FB.IP) has joined #thezone
<Kaie> does the i stand for immigration?
<imc> sure. the INS got me

Its about to go down!

bud — Mon, 03 May 2010 18:56:00 GMT

<Dennis-> ok...i gotta start driving to school..kicking out of work a half hour early to beat the traffic
<Dennis-> yea it is
<Dennis-> big black ladies
<Bender> Uh oh, some shit's about to go down!!
<Calculon> you mean colored?
<Bender> no, he meant negro.

Web Chat!

Darc — Sun, 02 May 2010 03:58:00 GMT

We added a web IRC client today... so join us in the channel (chat room)!

Click here to chat now!

The password field on the page is optional. It is only required if you use a nick that you have already registered on the network. If you wish to specify your password later directly to NickServ, you can feel free to do that, or you can simply choose a nick that has not been registered! Odds are, the one you will choose is free. :)

Kaie reverse-reverse racism

Syber — Mon, 26 Apr 2010 00:37:00 GMT

<Kaie> i like white people
<Kaie> cause even if they are gross
<Kaie> and white trash
<Kaie> you can call them names and harrass them with out them pulling the race card

Errn sees all!

freaka — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 05:21:00 GMT

<Errn> I'm out
<Calculon> Do you think big is what she said.?
<Bender> SHUT THE FUCK UP!
<Errn> NUH NIGHTSSSS <3
<freaka> NIGHT BUTT LADY
<Errn> -.-
<freaka> lol
* Errn (~froggyerr@ZONER-46D36C2B.dhcp.bycy.mi.charter.com) has left #thezone
<freaka> funk, you better be tappin that shit
<freaka> A+
<Funkwheat> lmao
<Bender> SHUT THE FUCK UP!
<Funkwheat> oh I will
<freaka> that's what you always say
<freaka> lololol
<Funkwheat> and I always do
<freaka> ^5
<Funkwheat> ^5
* Errn (~froggyerr@ZONER-46D36C2B.dhcp.bycy.mi.charter.com) has joined #thezone
<freaka> OH SHIT
<Errn> [00:16] * +Errn (~froggyerr@ZONER-46D36C2B.dhcp.bycy.mi.charter.com) has left #thezone
<Errn> [00:16] <freaka> funk, you better be tappin that shit
<Errn> [00:16] <freaka> A+
<Errn> wtf
<freaka> HGAHGAGHADGFASHF
<Errn> stupid whore
* Errn (~froggyerr@ZONER-46D36C2B.dhcp.bycy.mi.charter.com) has left #thezone
<freaka> HAHAHAHAHA
<freaka> hahahahaha
<freaka> hahahahaha
<freaka> thats awesome
<Funkwheat> lmao

new windows version

freaka — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 02:53:00 GMT

<bud> i need to do mother fuckjing laundry
<freaka> yeah, i got a woman
<freaka> what's laundry
<freaka> can it run linux?
<freaka> gots usbs
<freaka> ???
<bud> needs to be win... programs i use here only support windows
<freaka> word
<Bender> word?
<freaka> windows: laundry
<freaka> now wif 54% more usbs

TZIRC JEOPARDY ON CLW

bud — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 22:21:00 GMT

<KAIE> VAGINA PUSSY CUNT BOX MEAT CANOE SPLIT TAIL SLIT GASH
<KAIE> VAGINA PUSSY CUNT BOX MEAT CANOE SPLIT TAIL SLIT GASH
<KAIE> VAGINA PUSSY CUNT BOX MEAT CANOE SPLIT TAIL SLIT GASH
<KAIE> VAGINA PUSSY CUNT BOX MEAT CANOE SPLIT TAIL SLIT GASH
<KAIE> VAGINA PUSSY CUNT BOX MEAT CANOE SPLIT TAIL SLIT GASH
<KAIE> VAGINA PUSSY CUNT BOX MEAT CANOE SPLIT TAIL SLIT GASH
<BUD> YOURE STARTING TO SOUND LIKE FREAKA
<DOODUMS> STUFF I PUT MY PENIS IN?
<SYBER> OHHHHHH
<SYBER> QUOTE YOURSELF DOOD
<SYBER> YOU DESERVE IT
<DOODUMS> LOL
<KAIE> THAT WAS FOOD
<KAIE> GOOD
<KAIE> AND FOOD
<KAIE> GOOD FOOD
<SYBER> I WOULD HAVE ALSO ACCEPTED "STUFF I PUT MY PENIS IN, ALEX."

Olive is hungry

freaka — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 18:47:00 GMT

<bud> freakas a cock gobbler hten
<freaka> [tZ RhythmBox] Type O Negative - Black Sabbath
<freaka> [tZ RhythmBox] Type O Negative - Black Sabbath
<freaka> GOBBLE GOBBLE MOTHERFUCKER
<olive> wtf
<bud> nomnomnomn
<olive> fuck you
<olive> now im hungry
<freaka> hahaha
<freaka> thats a quote
<olive> pfft
<bud> hahhaha

sad joke about jail

justin — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 01:12:00 GMT

<freaka> in jail, when we played monopoly, we scratched out jail on the board and all the cards, to say home

<freaka> it was more sad than funny

<Syber> it was sad because you had nothing to write with after you scratched it off

The Fist Bump

Jimi — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 23:12:00 GMT

Bud: Today, I went to fist-bump someone. Instead of returning the bump, they made a "v"-shape with their fingers and placed it under my fist, yelling "ICE CREAM CONE!" then topping it off with their other fist and a "DOUBLE SCOOP!" I was thoroughly entertained